Hey cow

Well, the heartland of California is still there. Turlock has in fact “grown”–I believe today’s edition of the Modesto Bee said the city is doing battle with Wal-Mart. Turlock is trying to keep a store the size of Vermont from being built inside city limits. In addition to legal battles, they’ve also got 2 Sonics, a health food store and an Applebee’s, so things are really looking up.

In all seriousness, it is nice to visit family members we see twice yearly, if that. I realize that perhaps it is odd to have grown up in this manner, with half of my aunts/grandparents/cousins, etc. living far enough away to make visiting regularly difficult. It is unfortunate what we get used to and get to consider normal. Maybe I’d be more used to the 6 hour drive if I were in the habit of making it more often.

Well, first interview is tomorrow and I’ve got a lot of gas station beef jerky to sleep off. I request prayers for dazzling eloquence, awe-inspiring intelligence, and at least a hint of outgoing confidence. I’ll let you know how it goes.

Final weekend totals: Sarah, 2 bad joke points. Paul, 5 bad joke points. Me, 2 heycow/heyhorse points. You really have to yell loud if you want them to look.

4 Responses to “Hey cow”

  1. amy Says:

    good luck on the interview. how exactly do you earn a heycow point? i mean do you just say “hey cow!” and that’s a point? or does something spectacular have to happen from the cow in response?

  2. Nathan Says:

    The cow has to look at you for it to count.

  3. Angelo Says:

    Dude, there’s a great south park episode about walmart coming into town and taking over, aparently they are living organisms that are able to reproduce asexually and that’s how they grow so quickly. The solution in the south park episode was to just ignore it and it would go away…

    Good luck on the interview!

  4. Nathan Says:

    Hope you rocked the interviews so far!!!!

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