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The Devil’s Lair: Kinko’s

I learned tonight that the fifth circle of hell is not so much a burning, sulphurous pit, but rather a Kinko’s copy center. When we finally got a grudging troll of a woman to help us–we wanted 3 sheets of cardstock–she carried it to us as slowly as possible and without a word. Then a mutant checked us out–he was very concerned that we pay our $0.29 before leaving. And the customers! Escaped freak show troupe, perhaps? I’m never going to Kinko’s again. At least not after 8pm.

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6 Responses to “The Devil’s Lair: Kinko’s”

  1. Angelo Says:
    March 7th, 2006 at 9:20 pm

    It gets worse at it gets later… that place is terrible and too expensive.

  2. Nathan Says:
    March 7th, 2006 at 10:02 pm

    Sounds like the norwalk courthouse. haha.

  3. media39 Says:
    March 8th, 2006 at 7:27 am

    I’m so glad you pointed this out. I’ve ALWAYS stated that Kinkos is the gateway to hell. And I’ve always pictured the devil in a red suit. Who knew he wore a blue smock.

  4. MRI Webmaster Says:
    March 8th, 2006 at 10:35 am

    Dear Media39,

    I’d like to take this opportunity to thank you for the comment, and to ask if there is a way for you to set up your site so that I can post on it. I don’t have the proper type of login, and I’m too lazy to get one.

    Thanks,
    MRI

  5. media39 Says:
    March 8th, 2006 at 11:20 am

    I wouldn’t know. I’m not web savy but if anyone knows I’m sure they’ll let me know.

  6. media39 Says:
    March 8th, 2006 at 11:34 am

    and disregard my last comment. I just got to work and brain isn’t fully functioning yet…not that it ever is, but you know….

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