Help Wanted: Unemployed Graduate Student Willing to Make Millions Doing Almost Nothing

I need a job.

3 Responses to “Help Wanted: Unemployed Graduate Student Willing to Make Millions Doing Almost Nothing”

  1. Mike Says:

    Maybe you can convince MTV or some other network to make a Graduate reality show. That’s probably your quickest route to success.

  2. MRI Webmaster Says:

    I think you’ve just had the most boring TV pilot idea of all time. It’d be a show of cameramen waiting outside the therapy room for an hour, film of me typing papers, and wrestling with issues of theology. Thrilling.

  3. Nathan Says:

    There would have to be lots of beer drinking, skinny dipping, and eating pizza with famous people also of course.

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