Your butt is not a billboard.
I need some new exercising clothes, preferable a pink warm-up set. You know, cotton pants, a hooded zip-up. But no rhinestones or words across the gluteus, like “JUICY” or “HOOKER.” I’m not Paris Hilton…yet. So where do I get them? My last exercise pants from Target shrank terribly.
April 5th, 2006 at 10:01 am
Words on the butt are cute when you still count your age in months, but I already told Jill that Holly will not walk out of this house with a conversation on her tush while I’m I’m alive.
We wonder why sexual harrassment and molestation is so rampant. Not that it is an excuse, but we’re printing invitations on our clothes now.
April 5th, 2006 at 11:14 am
This gives me an interesting idea: self-deprecating clothing. People like making fun of themselves, so it could say something like “whore” or “slut” on their butt. Large people could buy t-shirts that read “I want diabetes,” things of that nature.
What do you think the market is for clothing like that? I’ve seen a kid at school with a shirt that says “I’m with stupid” and it has an arrow pointing towards his face.
April 5th, 2006 at 11:40 am
There are actually some good theological issues in there, both for self-aggrandizing clothing and self-deprecating. Sort of a ‘sign of the times’ trend which I bet would tell us something about our culture and our view of God. Life is a metaphor ready to be mined for meaning, whether theological or otherwise…
April 5th, 2006 at 11:41 am
classification clothing should be a requirement, then we would know how to deal with people without having to make assumptions…. I like you’re idea… simple statements that tell us everything we need to know, like “My brother is also my cousin,” or “I make minimum wage, live in section 8 housing, but I have 24 inch spinners!” or the always popular, “I voted for Boxer.”
April 5th, 2006 at 12:11 pm
I’ve never understood why anyone would put the word “Juicy” on their ass… have they thought about it for more that 10 seconds?
Maybe they imagined themselves walking down the street and people in passing would say: “My your ass is ‘Juicy’…” but then I’d quickly continue with: “you know there are are pills for that” or “you should go see a doctor for that”
April 5th, 2006 at 5:31 pm
Try Lhoeman’s (I have no idea what the correct spelling is). I found a couple pair of workout pants there about 6 months ago–no words or rhinestones. One pair was even pink.
April 5th, 2006 at 6:23 pm
boo… being ‘the man’ on your own website! s’ok it’s a lewd t-shirt site, i’m not upset.
April 5th, 2006 at 9:36 pm
It’s ok Angelo, “the man” has some errant url tags still in that post or something.
April 5th, 2006 at 10:25 pm
Dangit. I can’t even moderate my own dang website. I finally just erased that whole sentence I typed cuz heck if I know what the heck a url tag is or how you get rid of it. Crap. I’ll save myself the time and shame next time by just posting a whole list of dirty websites.
April 6th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Dear MRI,
Hey, I should apologize for posting that website, upon closer inspection I found a link containing lewd pictures of people wearing the shirts they sell… that’s not COOL! I only meant to post the website to illustrate the often humorous (crude and rude) self-depricating t-shirts they sell.
My Bad,
Angelo [sitting in time out at AHA!]