Archive for September, 2006

How do you say ‘better late than never’ in Hebrew?

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

I surmise that most of my (Christian) readers are unaware that we are presently in the midst of the Jewish High Holy Days, and are largely uneducated about the religious traditions and holidays currently being participated in by our Jewish counterparts. I am no exception and am grateful to Trento for the spurring on.
Last Saturday, [...]

The Gym.

Monday, September 25th, 2006

Although we still don’t have cable, we have entered the 21st century by joining a gym. Ah, the gym. I struggle for the appropriate metaphor…something between the oft cited ‘meat market’ and an adult form of recess. People crowded around funny little machines waiting their turn. Girls trying to get the boys to pay attention [...]

Caveat Emptor.

Saturday, September 23rd, 2006

Let the book buyer beware. I purchased a copy of The Arrow of Gold by Joseph Conrad to read during last July’s vacation and I didn’t exactly get what I expected. Words like “most romantic novel,” “cloak-and-dagger,” and “dangerous gunrunning schemes” are used on the back cover, and a ship at full sail on high [...]

Lessons on the Animal Kingdom and the food/fear chain.

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006

Paul fed one of our neighborhood cats a piece of marlin the other day. Now it (the cat, not the marlin) is hanging out on our front steps, looking hungry. I surprised it on my way out yesterday, and it hurried downstairs, out of my way. It didn’t get very far before being accosted by [...]

Sept 18, 2006, 11:38 am

Monday, September 18th, 2006

sillybroo: i was looking at your list today you want the justin timberlake cd
MRI: what.
MRI: no i don’t
sillybroo: the list on your myspace has justin tmberlake
sillybroo: it did this morning
MRI: shut up
sillybroo: yes
sillybroo: it has REM right now
MRI: i am looking at it right now and there is no such thing
MRI: does it say my [...]

Irrelevant Update #352

Sunday, September 17th, 2006

Just a quick check-in to keep you updated on all the fascinating developments of my whirlwind existence. We’re cleaning the house. Wow. You’d understand how exciting that was if you knew how seldom we do so.
I’d like to make an official blargate (new adjective describing actions performed via a blog/blarg) welcome to the Lytles. May [...]

THAT’S HOT!!!! My stove, that is.

Monday, September 11th, 2006

I’m cooking. It’s something I do on occasion. Today’s projects have included chicken soup of sorts, and prepping for a cold chicken and veggie salad. The former is inspired by a package of Manischewitz soup mix. I’m dumping chicken and veggies in, so its not kosher, but for some reason its just extra fun to [...]

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

Saturday, September 9th, 2006

The above is a sports-related quote from our own latter day Shakespeare, Tiger Woods.
It’s a four-pieces-of-bacon-and-two-cups-of-coffee kinda morning. Saturdays are nice, but it’s a feat of Olympic proportions for me to get out of bed and moving before 10am. Today, I get the silver.
Jason Parks, I have your video Ipod. If you want it back, [...]

Alas, poor summer, I knew him…

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006

For some reason, summer is inspiring all sorts of Shakespearean allusions. My apologies.
I’d like to take this opportunity to write an elegy of sorts for the official death of summer which occurred today for all my teacher friends. The summer of 2006 was a good summer, a kind summer. It was full of good memories [...]