MRI and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (and the R-rated post)

My day sucked. I’m considering calling it “Meltdown 2006″. I officially got tired of school, having no paycheck, letting a Seminary run my life, bureaucracy, having life on hold, etc. in a matter of 22 hours. I mean, REALLY tired. If Oprah were around, I would tell her about how my spirit has been broken. I cried in public on two occasions. I considered telling employees of my sainted seminary to go F themselves. Damn Seminary. Seriously. Be Damned. To hell and back. And once you get back, I’m going to beat you with a lead pipe all the way back to hell again.

If you’d like to help, you can start by sending me a check for $700 or more, or you can call up the aforementioned bloody seminary and give them a piece of your mind and offer to buy them a one-way ticket to the most fetid pit in Hades. I’m too old for this.

6 Responses to “MRI and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (and the R-rated post)”

  1. Nathan Says:

    More f’ing cussing! More f’ing cussing!

  2. Nathan Says:

    I just watched a horror flick with lots of cussing, sorry.

  3. Sarah Says:

    I wish I had 700 dollars to give you, unfortunately the only thing I can offer is that I am more than willing to go with you to get fro yo or Cosmos, listen and damn your school to the deepest and darkest pits of hell. Or whatever activity will make you feel better.

    I also agree with Nathan, more cussing, I have no idea why but sometimes cussing makes me feel better.

  4. amy Says:

    more cussing!

  5. ~kevin Says:

    more cussing is great….. until your two year old repeats it back to you with a big smile

  6. MRI Webmaster Says:

    Ha! I’m safe until your 2-year-old starts reading my blog.

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