Food Service Mensa Members

Girl at togos: (regarding bread options)…All I have is wheat bread, rustic white, and cheesy onion.

MRI: I’ll take white.

GAT: I don’t have any.

MRI: OK, the RUSTIC white then.

GAT: OK.

Earlier in the week…

Waitress at PF Changs: Would you like some rice?

Paul: Yes, please.

WAPFC: Would you like white or wheat rice?

Paul: Uhhhmm, uh, how about both.

Wow. Turns out wheat rice is good. Tastes like brown rice.

5 Responses to “Food Service Mensa Members”

  1. Judy Says:

    Too funny! You tell the story well.

  2. nathan118 Says:

    Good thing we’re raising minimum wage.

  3. andrew Says:

    You forgot to mention the dude scrubbing the grout in the middle of the floor with an inadequately sized brush.

  4. amy Says:

    beautiful

  5. jasonlparks Says:

    mmmm. how bout I got both “breads” at Cracker Barrel. The biscuit AND the cornbread.

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