On a literary note, I was feeling A. incredibly left out and B. in dire need of good reading material, so I decided to write my own story. I wrote one chapter. I can’t tell if it sucks really bad, or just kinda bad. I haven’t written a second chapter because I don’t know what’s [...]

Moment of the season, Hurley in the bus. HURLEY!!!! I do not understand the flashbacks–flashforwards??? I do not like to see our Dr. Shephard in this condition. What the heck was all that about, and who am I supposed to trust? Lost is the devil.

Does anybody have any carboard boxes I could borrow or have or own or keep forever and will to my great-grandchildren? I need them to move some stuff this weekend. Post Script — Apostrophes and backslashes are now automatically starting up the find function. I would like to hire someone to ritually sacrifice my find [...]

Despite feeling rather like having completed a chain letter, I have provided hereafter the information requested by Mr. Parks, whose sister merits a mention below. I have excluded all election related material as there is quite a bit and it is boring, and instead included only information I find comical, relevant, fictional or downright excessive [...]

A few of you will be way ahead on this one, having had ample practice, but for others of you, this game is a new one. The rules are simple. I pick a letter. You submit insults beginning with that letter. The contributor with the best/funniest/irreverentest/most creative entry wins. But please, nothing hideously foul. Some [...]