THE INSULT GAME
A few of you will be way ahead on this one, having had ample practice, but for others of you, this game is a new one.
The rules are simple. I pick a letter. You submit insults beginning with that letter. The contributor with the best/funniest/irreverentest/most creative entry wins. But please, nothing hideously foul. Some babies read this blog.
Wins what, you ask? The usual. That is, nothing. Nothing besides bragging rights and street cred.
Do you have what it takes?
And the letter is …………………
B.
May 2nd, 2007 at 11:30 am
Ok. I can’t help myself. Nobody entered yet, so i’m going to.
You Bolshevist.
May 2nd, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Birdbrain.
I’m not sure it works as well as an online contest. The verbal back and forth one-upmanship is what makes it funny in the old form. But hey, my entry should be easy to top.
May 2nd, 2007 at 2:27 pm
oh yeah, and the history of this, if anyone cares. . . was inspired by Sesame Street where they would say. . . is brought to you by the letter (fill in the blank). So the game became, This insult is brought to you by the letter. . .
May 2nd, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Biodegradeable Bimbo
May 2nd, 2007 at 5:16 pm
Hmmm.. sorry, Im not clever enough for this one.. but I did run across a pretty humorous website :
http://www.insult-o-matic.com/insults/?mode=classic
type in your name and the site insults you. Its pretty entertaining. It has a Shakespearean mode as well, check it out!
May 2nd, 2007 at 10:14 pm
Bill
May 4th, 2007 at 10:42 am
Baby Britches
May 6th, 2007 at 11:56 am
Botched
May 6th, 2007 at 3:46 pm
biotch. can i say that? i just like that one a lot.
May 7th, 2007 at 7:02 am
Barry Bonds. I had to break my vow to never mention him again.