Blessings, suckers.
Blessings upon this Labor Day weekend to all and sundry, including those suckers who have to go back to work after a whole summer off. May the mourning of your summer be swift, and may the children of your classrooms be well-behaved, fantastically intelligent, and highly participatory.
I for one am relishing finally having a day off–first one since 4th of July. It’s a well deserved holiday on account of how hard we’ve been working. We’re celebrating by BBQ’ing chicken, and hitting up the Mai Tai Lounge.
Congratulations to me, Uncle Paul, Uncle Andrew and Aunt Sarah for becoming aunts and uncles. Congratulations to Grandma and Grandpa too. Also congratulations to Nathan and Stacie for doing all the hard work. Wink. We are praying for the fruit of your womb, and his/her health. May he/she grow up to be blonde and incredibly skinny. I know, long shot, but that’s the power of prayer. PS–I need to know if it’s a he or she before I send you your present. When does that happen again?
I have a feeling profound thoughts are brewing, so there should be something stunning posted on this drivel-hole sometime in the next few days. Try to contain your anticipation.
Also, could anyone who has my blog linked/titled on their site by my name change it to MRI or remove the link? Much appreciated.
September 1st, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Hey hey. Sometime around 15 weeks from what I’ve heard we find out.
And good move getting your name taken off websites, at least your last name. A generic first name isn’t too dangerous, but MRI is even better.
September 2nd, 2007 at 6:42 pm
Okay…I will do as per request.
So I was thinking about coming to SD to see you all. Still might, but I am highly doubting it. Congrats on becoming an auntie. I think Nathan got a head start due to the middle child syndrome. That’s how I know I will beat The Yost’s and Parks’ out.
Talk to you soon.
jason
September 4th, 2007 at 8:26 am
I personally prefer “fruit of your loins” to “fruit of your womb” but to each his own.
September 4th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
and then there’s fruit of the loom. but that’s different, i guess.
September 4th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Gross. Stop talking about loins on my website, Trent. I’m gonna excommunicate you for being gross, or better yet, I’m gonna banish you. You are (almost) banished (pronounced with three syllables, like in that audiotape of Romeo and Juliet).
September 4th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
Just read Jason’s comment cuz he changes his name so much I have to approve each comment individually. High maintenance middle child.
Thanks for the anonymizing of site links folks.