I ku, you ku, we all ku…FOR HAIKU!!!
My computer chair royally stinks. I’ve spent several hours fussing with my dissertation, and all I have to show for it is a strained lower back muscle.
my chair is the worst
you can tell it i said that
i don’t even care
Or perhaps…
A chair is to sit–
this chair is to be a big
fat jerk of a chair
That’s right people. It’s haiku competition time again. If you read this blog, you must submit a haiku. I know who you are. Don’t make me come to your house and beat a haiku out of you. If I did it might sound like
Ouch OUCH stop it jerk
What the crap is wrong with you?
I said knock it off!
The winner wins a dusty can of stewed tomatoes I almost threw away today. Shipping and handling charges apply.
October 20th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
This is really old, and not funny. I wrote it when I was 18 or 19, I think. It’s the only one from back then I can remember by heart.
It has the 17 syllables, but doesn’t follow the standard 5,7,5. It’s kinda corny and I bet you can guess the one word title.
This morning I went out
to lie in the sun
the grass was crying too
October 20th, 2007 at 11:12 pm
The cow broccoli
Watch out for the smelly fart
My pee is yellow
I don’t expect to win, but I still love cow broccoli. Whatever the crap it means.
October 20th, 2007 at 11:32 pm
I have a cousin.
Also, a second cousin;
Son of my cousin.
October 21st, 2007 at 7:21 am
I bust this one out around Presidents day.
Abraham Lincoln.
Took a bullet to the brain.
So you could sleep in.
October 21st, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Jason Yost works wood
Just ask him to make you one
and you may get one
October 21st, 2007 at 9:01 pm
My legs cry out loud
I trudge up the math building
Man, I hate these stairs.
October 21st, 2007 at 11:02 pm
Irvine is on fire.
My friend, Paddy, lives out there.
Hope he’s still alive.
October 23rd, 2007 at 10:17 pm
fire, fire, everywhere
half of us really don’t care
people really suck
October 27th, 2007 at 4:35 pm
Inconsistency
Is coincedentally
True Consistency