Petty and Bach: Blog Bookends

It’s time for a slice-of-life post. It’s 10:47 on a Saturday morning, so that means I’m listening to Tom Petty, drinking cold coffee, and blogging in pj’s. Creature of habit and what not. I’m really only blogging because Judy verbally bludgeoned me into it. Or is it blog-dgeoned, which doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.

Have submitted, or very nearly submitted, all post-doc applications, finished the poster presentation for INS and am working to schedule a data colloquium. Life is beginning to slow down, at least for a few moments anyway. It is sublimely unbelievable to begin to arrive at the end of this grad school slog. I’m incredulous, but I’ll still take the diploma when they give it to me. And by take it, I mean I’ll make an effort to grasp it with shaking hands while having a tearful breakdown in the middle of a graduation ceremony. I recommend your attendance, as it should be a memorable and somewhat disturbing spectacle.

I spent most of last week escorting potential interns around the hospital and generally playing the part of self-confident current intern/tour guide. It is difficult to describe the enormous disparity between prospective intern (anxious, fearful, desperate, wide-eyed, naive) and current (relaxed, actually enjoying the free lunches, pretending this counts as working). Things change for the better.

I’ve begun reading a biography of Winston S. Churchill and, in addition to enjoying the book immensely, I’m uncovering a previously undiscovered hankering for historical reading. For most of my educational life, history classes were taught by half-witted men in nylon baseball shorts (although wresting, football, or waterpolo may be substituted), who knew even less history than the unimaginably uninteresting texts from which they made perfunctory attempts to teach. This education consisted of committing to memory a series of meaningless dates connected with the names of people whose stories were made as fascinating as wet cardboard. But history is a dynamic series of unlikely events and fantastic happenings which never deserve to be rendered by the likes of an ignoramus tennis coach. I have resorted to use of my thesaurus, so moved am I. Dearest readers, endeavor to conduct your lives in such a way that you might never warrant the wrath of a deftly-wielded thesaurus.

Been going to hear the outdoor pipe organ at Balboa Park recently. It’s a tremendous instrument and always nice to be able to be overwhelmed by, rather than merely hear, live music. So, just for fun, Bach v. the french composers. Discuss.

8 Responses to “Petty and Bach: Blog Bookends”

  1. amy Says:

    I can’t picture you as the anxious, fearful, desperate, wide-eyed, naive prospective intern. I just can’t do it. You must have been a different kind of prospective intern.

    I recommend “Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort-of History of the United States” if you want to learn more than you did in all of high school combined. If you’re interested in actual facts…this is not the book for you. But it will make you laugh.

  2. nathan118 Says:

    Bach would totally kick the ass of all the French composers. You were proposing a fictitious cage fight right?

    Congrats on the whole finishing your grad stuff. I can’t imagine being in school that long and all for the same thing, so way to go on doing it!

  3. Padfoot240 Says:

    Whenever you get to the part in Churchhill’s life where he is in that big house and his handyman/maid get married, they are my ancestors!

    Kinda cool!

  4. Judy Says:

    I wondered, at the time, if the lack of a happy face might make you feel chastised, when in fact, I was just trying to be slightly witty and make it known that I miss reading your posts. I’m almost certain you knew all that and your accusation of me verbally bludgeoning you was made in the exact same spirit. But I could be wrong. :-)

    Anyway, if it takes bludgeoning, then so be it. I got to read a new post from you.

  5. Trento Says:

    I’m glad that you have discovered the history that I have always known.

    And what exactly are waterpolo shorts?

  6. Judy Says:

    waterpolo shorts are otherwise known as speedos

  7. MRI Webmaster Says:

    Trent, it has been my observation that coaches of myriad sports all wear the same nylon shorts–those stretchy, short, disturbingly tight little numbers.

    And Judy, I was indeed responding to your welcome encouragement with a bit of hystrionics. Too bad they’re no “nudge and a wink, know what I mean” smily face. Who am I kidding. If there was, I wouldn’t use it.

    And Paddy, I don’t think you should go around advertising the fact that you are descended from the lower classes, a child of servants, if even in a notable household. You don’t see me advertising it widely that my ancestors came from near Newcastle, which I illogically assume to mean they drank massive amounts of beer fortnightly, no do you?

    And yes, of course I meant cage match.

  8. Trento Says:

    I know the shorts that you speak of, but since my water polo coach was a woman, it worked out a little better.

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