Inspirational Quotables
Several years ago, we started writing down amusing phrases as proferred by witty friends and family. This maybe have represented a reprisal of a “Book of Funny Things” Paul made for Lori in 1998 so she could record hilarious things he said. She never wrote anything in it.
So occasionally we tack up a few good one-liners we’d like to remember on our fridge. Two for you today, only one of which requires explanation: No one in scenario the first is a racist. Someone is, though, a master of utterly random humor. C.L., I’ll delete this post if it embarrasses you.
Someone at In-N-Out (I can’t remember who) making unrequested moral judgments about C.L.’s side dish order : I don’t really like “Animal Style” fries.
C. L. : Yeah? Well I don’t really like black people.
From 4/12/2009, Paul describing I can’t really remember what:
“It’s funky…like your grandma’s monkey.”
May 2nd, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I’m pretty sure C.L. does actually like “black people” now it’s the grey people (specifically a man) he had a HUGE problem with.
May 2nd, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Ha! I still have that book some where! Although I never wrote anything in it (never had it with me or didnt know where it was at the time of the humorous transaction) I love that it is still referenced 208 years later
Can you imagine the plethora of funnies that would be in it if I actually wrote crap down?! InconSEIVable!