Agenda for 11/10/09
1. I am unemployed as of 11/13/09. Yup, that’s Friday the 13th.
2. In a related vein, my swing dancing addiction is still picking up speed, so it’ll be nice to have all those 40 pesky hours of work free to devote to more important endeavors.
3. Does anyone want to start paying me to swing dance? You might, if you knew how much fun I was having. Sort of a charitable thing wherein you could be supporting the increase of joy and crazy-fun in the universe.
4. All the squirrels at my neighborhood parks are hibernating. It’s bumming me out.
5. Not hibernating: a black neighborhood cat that Paul has been feeding which thinks it can use the threat of violent mauling to get whatever it wants from me.
6. Mayonnaise is delicious.
7. Lindy Groove this Thursday?
November 10th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Great, thanks for adding to our Nation’s Unemployment, so next month when it goes up again, it’ll be because of you?
November 10th, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Correction, it’s Barak Obama’s fault. Why hasn’t somebody created a government job for me. I’m owed.
Also, dey took er jerbs. That one’s for you, Nathan.
November 10th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
derk der dob!?
November 10th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
If you go to Lindy Groove Thursday, are you still gonna go to Atomic Friday???
November 10th, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Tey toook errr jaaarbs!
November 11th, 2009 at 11:28 am
Paul says no Lindy Groove. He refuses to enable my addiction. So Atomic for sure. I’ll be celebrating my employment-challenged lifestyle.
November 13th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Mayonnaise is delicious? Are you eating it out of the jar?