Overheard at Disneyland

Conversation the first, overheard in the loo…

Girl in the bathroom #1: I wanna go on Thunder Mountain.
Girl in the bathroom #2: What? Magic Mountain?
Girl in the bathroom #1: No Thunder Mountain.
Girl in the bathroom #2: I don’t know that one. Where is it?
Girl in the bathroom #1: Um, Pioneerland.

Conversation the second, overheard on the tram ride back…

Mom (to chubby kid): You’re gonna need a Slurpee on the way home, aren’t you?

7 Responses to “Overheard at Disneyland”

  1. Andrew Says:

    “It seems the theme of most theme parks is ‘Stand in line fatty.’” – Demetri Martin

  2. nathan118 Says:

    Maybe it was their first time to D-Land?

  3. Angelo Alberico Says:

    It’s (stupid) guest conversation like this which makes me miss working at that place… excuse me but where do I make game?

  4. Cory Says:

    Oh come on! tell me you said something! half the fun of being at Disneyland is being a douche to everyone there!

  5. Jason Tucker Says:

    I run a website called Overheard at Disneyland. Feel free to come by and take a look and if you have any submissions you may do so there.

  6. j.t.nixon Says:

    sorry i’m late to the party but I had to share.

    one overweight woman to another overweight woman in line at Storybook ride.

    “Have I had a cheeseburger today?”

  7. nathan118 Says:

    After a long day at dland…sometimes it’s hard to remember what you ate only hours before!

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