Archive for the 'From the nation of Indig' Category

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Sunday, September 14th, 2008

I love filling out applications. Maybe it’s a symptom developed during excessive years of schooling, or maybe its a sign of unhealthy self-interest, but I love filling out forms which tell other people everything they never wanted to know about me. First for work, then for volunteer opportunities at church: My opportunities to document ME [...]

I don’t work hard.

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

Yet.

Bike crusaders.

Monday, September 1st, 2008

This little anecdotal morsel is a week or so old, and yet it hasn’t lost its delightful crunchiness.
We were riding north on Woodruff when a black SUV spewing CDs from its windows passes us. The vehicle screeches to the side of the road, and a rangy looking preadolescent shoots from the passenger door and begins [...]

Get Off My Behind 2008

Tuesday, August 26th, 2008

No, this isn’t a sermon about exercise. I’ve never been much of a political activist, but then again I haven’t had any free time since I was 16. I’m going to visit the Long Beach office of the LA County GOP (yes, I’m a Republican. Surprise.) this Saturday morning for info on how to get [...]

Beach

Monday, August 25th, 2008

South end of Sunset Beach (near the Jack in the Box) around 10am. You can park for free in the Sunset lots.

Beach Day! Beach Day!

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

(I imagine you reading the title in the same cadence and tone as Molly Shannon used to shout “Dog Show!” during the only funny SNL skit she was ever in. You should come to the beach. James Vander Beek and Captain Gingersnap will be there.)
Maybe Monday morning? Tuesday? Around 10? What’s the consensus? Anybody got [...]

Do NOT feed the birds. Seriously. Don’t do it.

Tuesday, August 12th, 2008

I bought them the little glass globe because I wanted to tempt them to flutter into my garden. I imagined sipping coffee on my patio, waiting for them to hover in for their breakfast, tiny wings flapping. What good is a backyard if it isn’t littered with hummingbirds? No good at all.
So I made red [...]

Would you like a gum? Or a scissors?

Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

So Paul and I are driving home from dinner with parents Charlton last night, when we pull up behind a diesel Mercedes. I know the drawbacks of the diesel Mercedes well, and at the top of an extensive list is the following complaint: They stink. They produce black clouds of lung-clogging diesel stench which are [...]

Braille this.

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

I’m sweaty. It’s hot out, and I’ve been biking. But there’s a quart of GoSpo in the freezer, so it must be true that the universe always balances itself. Ying and the yang. Carl Sagan.
I would like to make a few observations on the importance of alone time. Number one, it’s important. Number two, I’ve [...]

On the road again.

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Thanks to a suggestion by Luna, the bike ride train leaves the Everest station around 6:30 pm (unless Paul has to go buy a large kitchen appliance). Check here for updates. Or you can always call for updates.